Clint Eastwood Paint Your Wagon/AmazonĮnjoys: Not talking, spawning mind-bogglingly hot offspring.Alfred Hitchcock’s Psycho and Rope are among the films that Turner Classic Movies has deemed “troubling and problematic,” joining the ranks of Gone with the Wind in a new series called “Reframed: Classic Films in the Rearview Mirror,” which seeks to scrutinize old movies through the lens of today’s identity politics. John Cassavetes Husbands/AmazonĮnjoys: Making movies with his entire family, inspiring Le Tigre songs. Interests: Taking baths with Tony Curtis, Shakespeare.Įnjoys: Eating oysters and snails, being the original Mr. Interests: Justice, raising an awesome daughter.Įnjoys: Standing up for the little guy, overcoming impossible odds. Anthony Perkins Anthony Perkins/Goodbye AgainĮnjoys: Sandwiches, taking showers with you.
Interests: Being all-American, rose tattoos.Įnjoys: Making out on the beach, confusing people as to which Airport movie he was in. Burt Lancaster From Here to Eternity/Amazon Interests: Pirates, playing dress up in the bedroom.Įnjoys: Sword fights, stealing from the 1%. Errol Flynn Still from The Perfect Specimen/IMDB Interests: Trading murders with you, tennis.Įnjoys: Feuding with Alfred Hitchcock, being the least interesting part of every movie he’s in.
Farley Granger Strangers on a Train/Amazon Interests: Audrey Hepburn, taking off his shirt for no reason.Įnjoys: Being the object of Gloria Swanson’s affections, pools. Interests: Driving cars sexily, turtlenecks.Įnjoys: Escaping from things, stealing paintings. Robert Redford The Way We Were/AmazonĮnjoys: Directing movies no one sees, making everyone else around him look ugly. Interests: Perfecting his moustache, lung cancer.Įnjoys: Telling off spoiled Southern women, great one-liners. Interests: Tennessee Williams, Sigmund Freud.Įnjoys: Looking really sad all the time, not smiling (except in those unicorn moments). Montgomery Clift A Place in the Sun/Amazon Interests: Gangster movies, girls with pixie haircuts.Įnjoys: Smoking cigarettes, running from the law. Warren Beatty Bonnie and Clyde/AmazonĮnjoys: Having Carly Simon songs written about him (maybe), being inside Annette Bening (definitely). Interests: Fatherhood, chasing the white whale.Įnjoys: Roman Holidays, fighting post-war racism in the South. Gregory Peck Gregory Peck/The Snows of Kilimanjaro
Interests: Singing (and dancing) in the rain, making your panties wet.Įnjoys: Smiling, gallivanting across Paris with Leslie Caron. Interests: Brooding, forming non-traditional families.Įnjoys: Wearing red jackets, throwing his coat on the ground because he doesn’t respect authority. Rock Hudson All That Heaven Allows/AmazonĮnjoys: Pillow talks with Doris Day, being taller than everyone else on the planet. Interests: Talking really fast, proving that he’s the most suave person who has ever lived.Įnjoys: Wearing suits, being in Hitchcock movies. Interests: Hanging out with Robert Redford, staring at you with his crazy blue eyes.Įnjoys: Long walks on the beach, repressed homosexual love triangles with Elizabeth Taylor. We always say that they don’t make movies like they used to, but as this these 21 hotties prove, they also don’t make sexy like they used to. In 2013, we have our Channing Tatums and our Zac Efrons, but nothing we will ever produce can hold a candle to Montgomery Clift and James Dean. However, I will not deny the internet more hotties, and when I browsed the list of vintage studs, I found there’s a lot of sexy to go around. I’ve already put in my (totally correct) vote that Brando is the hottest person in the history of hot people.
My post on Marlon Brando’s immortal, timeless hotness sparked some debate amongst my friends as to who truly is the sexiest of them all.